A man and his wife are lying in bed, just about to fall asleep.  The conversation goes like this:

Wife: ‘If I were to die, would you re-marry?’

Husband: ‘Of course not!’

Wife: ‘Why? Don’t you like being married?’

Husband: ‘Well, yes – I suppose I would re-marry’

Wife: ‘Would you take down all the pictures of me and replace them with her?’

Husband: ‘Well yes, that would be the proper thing to do’

Wife: ‘Would you let her use my golf-clubs?’

Husband: ‘No, she’s left handed… oh shit!’